Eric (YouFail.org)'s INSANE GM Application!

Name: Nick the Dick
Age: 66
Language: 1337

What are you applying for?
The fuck you think? This IS in the GM application part of the forum...

Where do you live?
An igloo up in Canada. My polar bear just ate my pet fish.

How active will you be?
I'm 66 and weigh 427 pounds. That answer your question?

How would you handle a hacker?
Ask him where he gets his hacks of course.

If two people were fighting, what would you do?
Cheer them on. Derp.

How many servers have you been a GM in?
Not enough, that's why I'm applying.

Why should we choose you?
Because I'm better than Pikachu.

What will you do for the server?
What will the server do for me? That's the real question.

How will you improve the server?
It will have me in it. What more can you ask for?

Reason for Applying?
Because I want a magical unicorn that can take me to Alaska. Why the hell do you think?

Summary

My name is Nick. I live in Canada. In an igloo. I eat raw moose. I use their antlers to scratch myself where the sun don't shine. I have had a fish. I like to hang with my homlies at our crib. I'm a white boy.

l-l473R5 900/V4 l-l473


(Note for noobs: No, I'm already a GM, i was bored and i know alpha gets bored of reading apps so this will cheer him up. FUNNY apps ftw?)

P.S. good luck on your app, Brent!

[Admin]Eric wrote:Name: Nick the Dick
Age: 66
Language: 1337

What are you applying for?
The fuck you think? This IS in the GM application part of the forum...

Where do you live?
An igloo up in Canada. My polar bear just ate my pet fish.

How active will you be?
I'm 66 and weigh 427 pounds. That answer your question?

How would you handle a hacker?
Ask him where he gets his hacks of course.

If two people were fighting, what would you do?
Cheer them on. Derp.

How many servers have you been a GM in?
Not enough, that's why I'm applying.

Why should we choose you?
Because I'm better than Pikachu.

What will you do for the server?
What will the server do for me? That's the real question.

How will you improve the server?
It will have me in it. What more can you ask for?

Reason for Applying?
Because I want a magical unicorn that can take me to Alaska. Why the hell do you think?

Summary

My name is Nick. I live in Canada. In an igloo. I eat raw moose. I use their antlers to scratch myself where the sun don't shine. I have had a fish. I like to hang with my homlies at our crib. I'm a white boy.

l-l473R5 900/V4 l-l473


(Note for noobs: No, I'm already a GM, i was bored and i know alpha gets bored of reading apps so this will cheer him up. FUNNY apps ftw?)

P.S. good luck on your app, Brent!

Your not "[Admin]"

should i put [OWner]? i was just bored.

Eric wrote:Name: Nick the Dick
Age: 66
Language: 1337

What are you applying for?
The fuck you think? This IS in the GM application part of the forum...

Where do you live?
An igloo up in Canada. My polar bear just ate my pet fish.

How active will you be?
I'm 66 and weigh 427 pounds. That answer your question?

How would you handle a hacker?
Ask him where he gets his hacks of course.

If two people were fighting, what would you do?
Cheer them on. Derp.

How many servers have you been a GM in?
Not enough, that's why I'm applying.

Why should we choose you?
Because I'm better than Pikachu.

What will you do for the server?
What will the server do for me? That's the real question.

How will you improve the server?
It will have me in it. What more can you ask for?

Reason for Applying?
Because I want a magical unicorn that can take me to Alaska. Why the hell do you think?

Summary

My name is Nick. I live in Canada. In an igloo. I eat raw moose. I use their antlers to scratch myself where the sun don't shine. I have had a fish. I like to hang with my homlies at our crib. I'm a white boy.

l-l473R5 900/V4 l-l473


(Note for noobs: No, I'm already a GM, i was bored and i know alpha gets bored of reading apps so this will cheer him up. FUNNY apps ftw?)

P.S. good luck on your app, Brent!

Dude. This is pure win. Rock on, Nick the Dick (aka Eric). Awesome.