Grammar. You need it.

[SardineSardine]

Note: I hand written this on my own, expect spelling mistakes.
Well, hello there fatass.... are you reading this while eating Ice Cream? Great. I have some too, its in my refrigerator.

Anyway, onto the point of this thread: Grammar...

This server needs it.

You: wat grammer
Me: I can't explain it since i have no idea what you are saying, what is wat? What is grammer? I assume you mean What is grammar? Grammar is the structural part of a language (in this case; English) which allows your crappy English to actually make sense to people.

You: y u call me fatass
Me: Because you are one. Anyway, you use WHY, not y, you use you, not u, and you must have some kind of punctuation mark at the end of your sentence, this also goes to the sentence above this sentence.

Your sentence requires a subject, and a predicate. Subject, being the "user doing action"; predicate, being "action being completed".
Example: Sam is eating a delicious burger.
Sam would be the subject (since he is the one eating).
Eating would be the predicate (since the user (Sam) is doing the action).

Common errors:
Incorrect: How come you don't have a pencil?
Correct: Why don't you have a pencil?
Explanation: Don't use "How come" as it is improper and it just doesn't sound right (but maybe to idiots) use "Why" not "How come".

Incorrect: What happend?
Correct: What happened?
Explanation: Spelling is a part of grammar, so it's pretty much required to have correct spelling at least most of the time. Happend is not a word, neither is band (Note: I'm not referring to the bands in your school's music class), and plenty of other words that I have seen used.

This isn't complete, expect revisions/additions/updates later on. Those are just the important stuff I see.

[AndyAverage Member]

I wonder if anyone will even bother after reading this. My guess is that they will try, but not even remember an hour or two after they read this. Or not try at all.
Or read my post, try to remember after reading my post, forget, and remember once they see this thread/post again.

[AdrasteaMember]

Note: I hand written this on my own, expect spelling mistakes.
Well, hello there fatass.... are you reading this while eating Ice Cream? Great. I have some too, its in my refrigerator.

Anyway, onto the point of this thread: Grammar...

This server needs it.

You: wat grammer
Me: I can't explain it since i have no idea what you are saying, what is wat? What is grammer? I assume you mean What is grammar? Grammar is the structural part of a language (in this case; English) which allows your crappy English to actually make sense to people.

You: y u call me fatass
Me: Because you are one. Anyway, you use WHY, not y, you use you, not u, and you must have some kind of punctuation mark at the end of your sentence, this also goes to the sentence above this sentence.

Your sentence requires a subject, and a predicate. Subject, being the "user doing action"; predicate, being "action being completed".
Example: Sam is eating a delicious burger.
Sam would be the subject (since he is the one eating).
Eating would be the predicate (since the user (Sam) is doing the action).

Common errors:
Incorrect: How come you don't have a pencil?
Correct: Why don't you have a pencil?
Explanation: Don't use "How come" as it is improper and it just doesn't sound right (but maybe to idiots) use "Why" not "How come".

Incorrect: What happend?
Correct: What happened?
Explanation: Spelling is a part of grammar, so it's pretty much required to have correct spelling at least most of the time. Happend is not a word, neither is band (Note: I'm not referring to the bands in your school's music class), and plenty of other words that I have seen used.

This isn't complete, expect revisions/additions/updates later on. Those are just the important stuff I see.

Communal jargon takes precedence over grammatical structures used in formal language.

This is also known as "slang".

To dictate the terms of speech used amongst individuals of certain subcultures (aka gaming communities like such) is less likely to occur than the spontaneous emission of a single photon from the pair annihilation of a particle and its anitparticle opposite.

In layman's terms, it will never fucking happen in your wildest dreams.

But you're welcome to keep trying. After all, maybe you'll become exhausted, and in a fit of delusion you may envision someone using proper grammar on the internet. Of course, it will be in a fit of delusion, and therefore not real. Although, that is better than nothing.

Also, before you say I am using impeccable English,

-ahem-

"I not know wut u talkin' 'bout."

[FrogBoyMember]

Reason for making this? ;o

[AdrasteaMember]

Reason for making this? ;o

I made my post because I'm a Boss.

Willi made his post because you are an idiot, and your English is second only to that of any immigrant.

Seriously, most immigrants have better English than Americans do. That's sad.

Also, Frogboy, before you respond in anger, let me help you out.

Copy + Paste this, and whatever argument you were thinking of will be 10 times better:

"Your're pedantic mannerisms show a psychological need to establish yourself as a dominant figure in any community. That this need extends so far as to attempt to supersede individuals on an internet forum though the use of omni-syllabic, ego-inflating vocabulary is just sad."

There you go, intellectual dribble for your insult. Your welcome.

[FrogBoyMember]

Reason for making this? ;o

I made my post because I'm a Boss.

Willi made his post because you are an idiot, and your English is second only to that of any immigrant.

Seriously, most immigrants have better English than Americans do. That's sad.

Also, Frogboy, before you respond in anger, let me help you out.

Copy + Paste this, and whatever argument you were thinking of will be 10 times better:

"Your're pedantic mannerisms show a psychological need to establish yourself as a dominant figure in any community. That this need extends so far as to attempt to supersede individuals on an internet forum though the use of omni-syllabic, ego-inflating vocabulary is just sad."

There you go, intellectual dribble for your insult. Your welcome.

Google translate ftw.

[SardineSardine]

"Your're pedantic mannerisms show a psychological need to establish yourself as a dominant figure in any community. That this need extends so far as to attempt to supersede individuals on an internet forum though the use of omni-syllabic, ego-inflating vocabulary is just sad."

"Your pedantic mannerisms show a psychological need to establish yourself as a dominant figure in any community. That this need extends so far as to attempt to supersede individuals on an internet forum though the use of omni-syllabic, ego-inflating vocabulary is just sad."

Problem fixed.

[KiraaGM]

Lol, No need for grammar, since you understand right?
People try saying stuff like Ex: Play* not pley. when you say/spell something wrong.<-- Some people think doing that is cool. its not. if i spell something , its cause i want it spellt like dat, fk what you think.
But, does it look like i give a SHIT? o -o
Grammar is needed, Not online.
Some people say stuff like Ex: Lol get better grammar i dont understand what youre saying.
when you said something like: yo wen iz khaos coming out?
Cant understand that? like seriously Bruh? o -o Get help. ( i understand that some people have sad, just sad Grammar but cmon just try to understand, dont diss them for theyre grammar , dont answer or try to. cant say anything positive? dont.) (Btw im not saying anything bad about this post, not hatin) WOOPS Hating*

[SardineSardine]

Lol, No need for grammar, since you understand right?
People try saying stuff like Ex: Play* not pley. when you say/spell something wrong.<-- Some people think doing that is cool. its not. if i spell something , its cause i want it spellt like dat, fk what you think.
But, does it look like i give a SHIT? o -o
Grammar is needed, Not online.
Some people say stuff like Ex: Lol get better grammar i dont understand what youre saying.
when you said something like: yo wen iz khaos coming out?
Cant understand that? like seriously Bruh? o -o Get help. ( i understand that some people have sad, just sad Grammar but cmon just try to understand, dont diss them for theyre grammar , dont answer or try to. cant say anything positive? dont.) (Btw im not saying anything bad about this post, not hatin) WOOPS Hating*

I understand that people in the world realizes that English is not their first language, I'm not gonna hate on them for that.

But, for people who can speak English; it comes up really bad online.

[KiraaGM]

Lol, No need for grammar, since you understand right?
People try saying stuff like Ex: Play* not pley. when you say/spell something wrong.<-- Some people think doing that is cool. its not. if i spell something , its cause i want it spellt like dat, fk what you think.
But, does it look like i give a SHIT? o -o
Grammar is needed, Not online.
Some people say stuff like Ex: Lol get better grammar i dont understand what youre saying.
when you said something like: yo wen iz khaos coming out?
Cant understand that? like seriously Bruh? o -o Get help. ( i understand that some people have sad, just sad Grammar but cmon just try to understand, dont diss them for theyre grammar , dont answer or try to. cant say anything positive? dont.) (Btw im not saying anything bad about this post, not hatin) WOOPS Hating*

I understand that people in the world realizes that English is not their first language, I'm not gonna hate on them for that.

But, for people who can speak English; it comes up really bad online.

Lol iknow, i understand and respect you, kinda shamefull that some of us people with english as first language use epic grammar. EPICLY BAD GRAMMAR*. :3
And the post i did up there^ Wasnt pointing at you, if thats what you thought.It was to the people that bitsh at people for theyre bad english, the way people spell, and talk. pisses me off.Since its not really theyre fault you know.. =/ i feel bad for em.

[LasorUltimate Member]

Since its not really theyre fault you know.. =/ i feel bad for em.

They can always study

[AdrasteaMember]

Since its not really theyre fault you know.. =/ i feel bad for em.

They can always study

Nope. People are inherently stupid. Studying only directs the stupidity in an orderly fashion.

Besides, if anyone was considering impressing total strangers with their language skills, they would have already done it.

And as a response to this:

Google translate ftw.

Google translate doesn't do English to English translation, numbnuts. Just because you don't know big words doesn't mean everyone else cheats and uses "Google translator"(Which I will say again, does not translate from english to english).

Pick up a fucking dictionary and read for a change.

However, considering your level of intellect, It would be best to spell this put for you:

I'm a huge dick. I think I'm really smart, and I'm better than you. However, because I'm on a Forum, and I feel the need to post big words insulting you, this is false and I'm actually a really dumb douche.

Jesus, you'd think that a provided insult would be appreciated, but no.

[IllegalUltimate Member]

Woah...this is awesome.

[AdrasteaMember]

Woah...this is awesome.

Thanks. I'm pretty good at insulting people, douchebag.

[PsychMember]

Woah...this is awesome.

Thanks. I'm pretty good at insulting people, douchebag.

Best trolling I've ever seen man. You're fucking funny when I read your posts. :3

[KnivesUltimate Member]

Woah...this is awesome.

Thanks. I'm pretty good at insulting people, douchebag.

Best trolling I've ever seen man. You're fucking funny when I read your posts. :3

And then a Mod is going to get offended by it, and remove them. I think it's still a bit funny.

[AdrasteaMember]

Woah...this is awesome.

Thanks. I'm pretty good at insulting people, douchebag.

Best trolling I've ever seen man. You're fucking funny when I read your posts. :3

You're doing it wrong.

Let me help you out: YOU DON'T LIKE TROLLS.

Besides, I'm not trolling, I'm raging. Raging doesn't make sense. For more info, check out my "Guide on trolling" post. I might re-post it later.

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Woah...this is awesome.

Thanks. I'm pretty good at insulting people, douchebag.

Best trolling I've ever seen man. You're fucking funny when I read your posts. :3

And then a Mod is going to get offended by it, and remove them. I think it's still a bit funny.

Hey Knives, guess what?

Mods are full of bat shit.

I should know, I was one of them.

And if this post is deleted/edited after you read it, then it proves my point more.

Up yours, mods. All the way up there, from your anuses right through to your mouths.

[RayStormXVideo contest winner]

depends on the forum. there are good mods, and, well, shitty mods.

[FrogBoyMember]

Meh. I dont like the insults, but I just lol'd while reading your post,

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