Hit it up with the best pick-up lines you got!

by iBeGreat Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:29 am

Just share your best, funniest, cutest, or weirdest pick-up lines you got.
And please don't put something stupid as in, " Girl, I wanna fuck you." Necessary? I think not.

To start it off.~

You turn my softcore into hardcore.

Now pick-up lines COMMENCE!

by **Kiraa** Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:35 am

''That's What She Said''
-Kiraa

by **Knives** Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:42 am

"Fate is telling me that a Masterball won't be enough to catch you."

-Myself. (Pokemon reference FTW)

by Guest Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:49 am

Knives wrote:"Fate is telling me that a Masterball won't be enough to catch you."

-Myself. (Pokemon reference FTW)

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

If I knew anyone who did that..

I swear to god, id LMAOYUIHGHJHBGHJNBH

Probably work on me.

Joking*BytheWay.
No one try that, I am preventing you to look tarded.
Even though no one would ._.

by Revenge Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:34 am

"Um,You Said Something?"
Kakashi from naruto
"Bealive it!" NOTE:This line sux
Naruto from naruto
"What a pity"
Ichigo vs Ulquiora from bleach

by **Knives** Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:47 am

Cynthia wrote:
Knives wrote:"Fate is telling me that a Masterball won't be enough to catch you."

-Myself. (Pokemon reference FTW)

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

If I knew anyone who did that..

I swear to god, id LMAOYUIHGHJHBGHJNBH

Probably work on me.

Joking*BytheWay.
No one try that, I am preventing you to look tarded.
Even though no one would ._.

(Purposely made it fail) I'm not one to think up pickup lines on the spot too often.

by Sekushi Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:18 pm

Me : Did you just fart?

me: cause you just blew me away.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by DuskRavenX Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:27 pm

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

by **∂єяρ** Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:22 pm

Cynthia wrote:
Knives wrote:"Fate is telling me that a Masterball won't be enough to catch you."

-Myself. (Pokemon reference FTW)

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

If I knew anyone who did that..

I swear to god, id LMAOYUIHGHJHBGHJNBH

Probably work on me.

Joking*BytheWay.
No one try that, I am preventing you to look tarded.
Even though no one would ._.

Hai gurl, I'm f33l3n liek 2 masterbullz n a benena won't be 'nuff 2 katch u

OK, now for real...

My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?

edit: It's not softcore and hardcore, it's software and hardware.

by Zalen Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:49 pm

My best pick up line is,
"Hi there, i saw you as soon as i walked in and figured i had to talk to you. You see these lips? They're lonely. Let's make a playdate."

I've used it 16 times in a row with no fail.