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Post by الذئب Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:39 am

Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

AHHHHHHH -PUNCHES BACK- -THROWS SMOKE GRENADES-

Ahh, a love for theatrics. Powerful enemies are we not, Bruce? Yet after all, we are both members of the League of Shadows. -chokes-
I left that band of psychopaths. And none of us are members of that cult.

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Post by Mel Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:42 am

Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

AHHHHHHH -PUNCHES BACK- -THROWS SMOKE GRENADES-

Ahh, a love for theatrics. Powerful enemies are we not, Bruce? Yet after all, we are both members of the League of Shadows. -chokes-
I left that band of psychopaths. And none of us are members of that cult.


I am the League of Shadows. -punches-. And I am here to complete Ras Al Ghul's destiny.

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Post by الذئب Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:47 am

Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

AHHHHHHH -PUNCHES BACK- -THROWS SMOKE GRENADES-

Ahh, a love for theatrics. Powerful enemies are we not, Bruce? Yet after all, we are both members of the League of Shadows. -chokes-
I left that band of psychopaths. And none of us are members of that cult.


I am the League of Shadows. -punches-. And I am here to complete Ras Al Ghul's destiny.

NO YOU WON'T -PUNCHES-


LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS. -Turns off lights-

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Post by Mel Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:49 am

Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

AHHHHHHH -PUNCHES BACK- -THROWS SMOKE GRENADES-

Ahh, a love for theatrics. Powerful enemies are we not, Bruce? Yet after all, we are both members of the League of Shadows. -chokes-
I left that band of psychopaths. And none of us are members of that cult.


I am the League of Shadows. -punches-. And I am here to complete Ras Al Ghul's destiny.

NO YOU WON'T -PUNCHES-


LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS. -Turns off lights-

Ahh.. So you think Darkness is your ally? You merely adopted it.
I was born with it.. Raised in it.. I didn't see the light till I was a young man, and by then it didn't matter.

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Post by Revenge Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:54 am

Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

AHHHHHHH -PUNCHES BACK- -THROWS SMOKE GRENADES-

Ahh, a love for theatrics. Powerful enemies are we not, Bruce? Yet after all, we are both members of the League of Shadows. -chokes-
I left that band of psychopaths. And none of us are members of that cult.


I am the League of Shadows. -punches-. And I am here to complete Ras Al Ghul's destiny.

NO YOU WON'T -PUNCHES-


LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS. -Turns off lights-

Ahh.. So you think Darkness is your ally? You merely adopted it.
I was born with it.. Raised in it.. I didn't see the light till I was a young man, and by then it didn't matter.

Quote-ception.

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Post by unknownd77 Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:12 pm

i'd rather be blind then lose my sponge organ that proves i'm a male.

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Post by Logan Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:38 pm

Eyes, my dick can wait.

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Post by Stage [Alive and 20] Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:26 pm

I WONDER..

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Should+I+keep+my+eyes+or+my+dick

Nope nothing good comes up. anyways I'd keep my eyes. I'm sure I could get a replacement dick and I couldn't live my no life routine without eyes. then again a majority of my no life routine is fapping so.. idk.

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Post by {Ðяøиe}º[Я∑и]º Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:49 pm

Kind of a hard on Ehh?

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Post by Stage [Alive and 20] Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:48 pm

{GoD}º[Я∑и]º wrote:Kind of a hard on Ehh?

Yeah. I basically get to pick between fapping and gaming. I think i'll take gaming on this one atm. and.. when I eventually get another job eye's would be useful aswell. so I'd lose the dick. I'm sure I could get another one somehow...

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Post by Tarnu12 Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:03 pm

Dick, if your dick gets cut off you die(i believe), You have no where to store your pee. When you try to pee blood comes out with it

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Post by Ci3L Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:22 pm

One word........wow.....#1 question for men - Page 2 Th_093

It seems that the ultra feminist remark about guys who 'think through their dick' or 'Tom can't do anything without asking his brother, Dick first for advice' really don't apply to you lot.

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In a way you guys have passed the most basic of female insecurities have towards males. Those of you who would rather keep your eyes over your 'spongy' organ, would find that the female populace would appreciate all your sentiments and reasoning for it. It has an air of romance to it, though TBH I'd rather you keep both. You need your eyes to appreciate the female beauty (beauty is to the eyes of the beholder), and that lower member of yours because it's you and not some random person (organ transplant) or some synthetic fake.

I'd rather have a man who only has eyes for me 'in' me, rather than an ape who would stick it into any hole he can find without first seeing (or thinking) of the consequences. Neither would I think a faggot who says his eyes are all over me but would pass on the tent pitching just to go drool over another faggot be very comforting


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Post by Starok Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:58 pm

eyes of course. i'm a gamer, i need my eyes for my own entertainment, without them i probably will lose the ability to have fun. also the eyes is necessary to enjoy shows or movies and the like, that is a major aspect of entertainment in this world. of course sex is good, but is it worth losing ur ability to enjoy games, movies, most sports, and to see the world for yourself? if i had to choose and my life depended on it, i would choose the eyes and lose my dick.

and of course, that will make men more superior as they would not have to submit to women because of sexual desires.

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Post by RayStormX Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:40 pm

Ci3L wrote:One word........wow.....#1 question for men - Page 2 Th_093

It seems that the ultra feminist remark about guys who 'think through their dick' or 'Tom can't do anything without asking his brother, Dick first for advice' really don't apply to you lot.

Good job! #1 question for men - Page 2 088
In a way you guys have passed the most basic of female insecurities have towards males. Those of you who would rather keep your eyes over your 'spongy' organ, would find that the female populace would appreciate all your sentiments and reasoning for it. It has an air of romance to it, though TBH I'd rather you keep both. You need your eyes to appreciate the female beauty (beauty is to the eyes of the beholder), and that lower member of yours because it's you and not some random person (organ transplant) or some synthetic fake.

I'd rather have a man who only has eyes for me 'in' me, rather than an ape who would stick it into any hole he can find without first seeing (or thinking) of the consequences. Neither would I think a faggot who says his eyes are all over me but would pass on the tent pitching just to go drool over another faggot be very comforting

part of your post is ridiculous. Most of these guys would end up using their eyes for gaming rather than "beholding your beauty". I mean, have you listened to some of

these guys? I don't see anything romantic about that. Your preference for someone faithful has nothing to do with the question, nor do the choices reflect the integrity of the men here.

True beauty lies within, and you don't even need eyes to see that.
Just as you don't need a wang to pleasure your girl. 69, carpet-munching, fingering, have at it.
Ahh this thread is full of misleading assumptions, bleghghghghgh

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Post by RyRy Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:35 am

RayStormX wrote:
Ci3L wrote:One word........wow.....#1 question for men - Page 2 Th_093

It seems that the ultra feminist remark about guys who 'think through their dick' or 'Tom can't do anything without asking his brother, Dick first for advice' really don't apply to you lot.

Good job! #1 question for men - Page 2 088
In a way you guys have passed the most basic of female insecurities have towards males. Those of you who would rather keep your eyes over your 'spongy' organ, would find that the female populace would appreciate all your sentiments and reasoning for it. It has an air of romance to it, though TBH I'd rather you keep both. You need your eyes to appreciate the female beauty (beauty is to the eyes of the beholder), and that lower member of yours because it's you and not some random person (organ transplant) or some synthetic fake.

I'd rather have a man who only has eyes for me 'in' me, rather than an ape who would stick it into any hole he can find without first seeing (or thinking) of the consequences. Neither would I think a faggot who says his eyes are all over me but would pass on the tent pitching just to go drool over another faggot be very comforting

part of your post is ridiculous. Most of these guys would end up using their eyes for gaming rather than "beholding your beauty". I mean, have you listened to some of

these guys? I don't see anything romantic about that. Your preference for someone faithful has nothing to do with the question, nor do the choices reflect the integrity of the men here.

True beauty lies within, and you don't even need eyes to see that.
Just as you don't need a wang to pleasure your girl. 69, carpet-munching, fingering, have at it.
Ahh this thread is full of misleading assumptions, bleghghghghgh


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