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Post by RyRy Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:24 pm

If you were to keep one and only one, which one would it be?

Your dick or your eyes.
Explain why

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Post by RayStormX Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:14 pm

The 2nd one. It's a weapon of mass destruction and my source of power

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Post by RyRy Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:53 pm

lol

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Post by rickie421 Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:00 pm

my dick cause i couldnt pee or have sex and obviously sex is a necessity in life

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Post by chaosdevel Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:02 pm

eyes, since one can go without eyes forever.




in addition to not being able to relive sexual tension, not being able to pee or please your partner is...well. bad.

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Post by Magnus Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:14 am

I'd keep my eyes. Fuck the dick nigga we got eyes. If you were fucking someone. You could be fucking an inanimate object such as a peice of glass and not even know. I'd rather be able to see than to perform sexual acts to other people and myself.

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Post by RayStormX Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:19 am

†Legacy wrote:I'd keep my eyes. Fuck the dick nigga we got eyes. If you were fucking someone. You could be fucking an inanimate object such as a peice of glass and not even know. I'd rather be able to see than to perform sexual acts to other people and myself.

LOOK EVERYONE, ITS A VIRGIN.

you can tell what the fuck a vagina feels like dude, seriously. You also don't need a dick to sexually satisfy women, btw, just putting that out there.

Also, if you love someone, it wouldnt matter what they look like anyway.

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Post by Magnus Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:36 am

RayStormX wrote:
†Legacy wrote:I'd keep my eyes. Fuck the dick nigga we got eyes. If you were fucking someone. You could be fucking an inanimate object such as a peice of glass and not even know. I'd rather be able to see than to perform sexual acts to other people and myself.

LOOK EVERYONE, ITS A VIRGIN.

you can tell what the fuck a vagina feels like dude, seriously. You also don't need a dick to sexually satisfy women, btw, just putting that out there.

Also, if you love someone, it wouldnt matter what they look like anyway.

Some people have difficulties doing things like that. Y'know. First timers won't know what it feels like. ehcoughehcoughehcough.

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Post by RayStormX Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:47 am

Oh come on. A blind man can feel the legs and other body parts around and confirm through touch that it's a vagina. It's not fucking rocket science. Can you have sex with your eyes closed and tell you're fucking a girl? Yeah. Can you do it in the dark? Yeah. No reason why you can't do it blind.

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Post by Revenge Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:17 am

-MINDBLOWN- i need my eyes and my dick so i'd just shoot in the head the person who asked me.

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Post by Knives Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:32 am

I'm keeping my eyes. My... "thing" is an inconvenience to me at times. Besides, you can't play video games all day with your penis. (unless you're a god of some sort)

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Post by Revenge Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:03 am

I'm keeping my eyes too,i would make a dildo that is fucking real penis that is FULLY connected to you and eyes will stay with me -problem solved-

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Post by RyRy Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:44 am

Revenge wrote:-MINDBLOWN- i need my eyes and my dick so i'd just shoot in the head the person who asked me.

I'm right here bro.

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Post by piratewei's ship Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:06 am

EYES ARE ONE OF OUR SENSES,SIGHT.KEEPING MY EYES

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Post by الذئب Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:45 am

Why not zoidberg

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Post by Mel Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:49 am

Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

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Post by الذئب Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:53 am

Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

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Post by Mel Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:54 am

Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.

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Post by الذئب Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:57 am

Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

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Post by Mel Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:57 am

Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.

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Post by الذئب Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:58 am

Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

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Post by Mel Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:00 am

Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

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Post by Revenge Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:11 am

RyRy wrote:
Revenge wrote:-MINDBLOWN- i need my eyes and my dick so i'd just shoot in the head the person who asked me.

I'm right here bro.

Revenge wrote:
I'm keeping my eyes too,i would make a dildo that is fucking real penis that is FULLY connected to you and eyes will stay with me -problem solved-

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Post by الذئب Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:34 am

Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

AHHHHHHH -PUNCHES BACK- -THROWS SMOKE GRENADES-

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Post by Mel Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:37 am

Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bane wrote:
Batman wrote:Why not zoidberg

Why not Bane?

BANE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

Not as big as yours, I fear.


Bane...

I'm so glad you could be here... Mr Wayne.


-Punches and kicks- I'LL DEFEAT YOU.

On the contrary, Victory has defeated you. -Punches in the face-.

AHHHHHHH -PUNCHES BACK- -THROWS SMOKE GRENADES-

Ahh, a love for theatrics. Powerful enemies are we not, Bruce? Yet after all, we are both members of the League of Shadows. -chokes-

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