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Post by JesterROCKS on Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:33 am

Well you know when you fuck up on a test and you have to break the news to your parents?
Just tell them something even worse then that like, "Mom, Dad, I got a girl pregnant." And when they respond with either
"WHAT?!" or "HUH?!" Just say "No I'm kidding I got a D on my history test."
This will either result in..
1: Your parents freaking out on you and grounding your ass (75% chance o3o)
or
2: They will calmy say "OH THANK GOD!" (25% chance) o3o
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Post by ∂єяρ on Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:35 am

My mom literally wants me to get laid when I have the chance. So this tactic makes no sense to me.

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Post by herolegacy on Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:31 am

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Post by Magnus on Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:45 am

∂єяρ wrote:My mom literally wants me to get laid when I have the chance. So this tactic makes no sense to me.

Is it because no one wants to have sex with you.

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Post by Revenge on Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:25 am

lol useless to me my parents will not go Wild on me

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Post by Kiraa on Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:47 am

Saying I got A chick pregnant = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!
Saying I got a D in a test = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!!

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Post by Guest on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:12 am

Kiraa Goes Easyy wrote:Saying I got A chick pregnant = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!
Saying I got a D in a test = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!!

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My parents dont really care at my age..

Unless im pregnant.

And I don't fail on stuff much.

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Post by Zalen on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:26 am

Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.

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Post by Kiraa on Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:00 am

Zalen wrote:Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
Or Simply do a ''Hit n Run'' If ya know what I mean
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Post by ~devil~ on Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:43 am

Zalen wrote:Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
Amazing, just when I was gaining hope for our race. Me, I don't date girls who are sluts, so you can have all the one I don't get since that seems to be your taste. Very Happy

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Post by ∂єяρ on Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:30 pm

Zero wrote:
∂єяρ wrote:My mom literally wants me to get laid when I have the chance. So this tactic makes no sense to me.

Is it because no one wants to have sex with you.

No, because unlike you, I have a life outside the computer.

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Post by RayStormX on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:03 pm

sluts?
bro, if she likes sex and I like sex, then we'll get along juuuuuuust fiiiiiiiiine.
*nervously checks for disease first*

safety fiiiiirst.

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Post by Zalen on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:11 pm

Kiraa Goes Easyy wrote:
Zalen wrote:Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
Or Simply do a ''Hit n Run'' If ya know what I mean
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