The Easy way out
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- JesterROCKS
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The Easy way out
Well you know when you fuck up on a test and you have to break the news to your parents?
Just tell them something even worse then that like, "Mom, Dad, I got a girl pregnant." And when they respond with either
"WHAT?!" or "HUH?!" Just say "No I'm kidding I got a D on my history test."
This will either result in..
1: Your parents freaking out on you and grounding your ass (75% chance o3o)
or
2: They will calmy say "OH THANK GOD!" (25% chance) o3o
Enjoy this simple tatic
Just tell them something even worse then that like, "Mom, Dad, I got a girl pregnant." And when they respond with either
"WHAT?!" or "HUH?!" Just say "No I'm kidding I got a D on my history test."
This will either result in..
1: Your parents freaking out on you and grounding your ass (75% chance o3o)
or
2: They will calmy say "OH THANK GOD!" (25% chance) o3o
Enjoy this simple tatic
- ∂єяρ
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Re: The Easy way out
My mom literally wants me to get laid when I have the chance. So this tactic makes no sense to me.
- herolegacy
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Re: The Easy way out
Da hell u must pick from meme comic
- Magnus
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Re: The Easy way out
∂єяρ wrote:My mom literally wants me to get laid when I have the chance. So this tactic makes no sense to me.
Is it because no one wants to have sex with you.
- Revenge
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Re: The Easy way out
lol useless to me my parents will not go Wild on me
- Kiraa
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Re: The Easy way out
Saying I got A chick pregnant = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!
Saying I got a D in a test = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!!
Saying I got a D in a test = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!!
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Re: The Easy way out
Kiraa Goes Easyy wrote:Saying I got A chick pregnant = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!
Saying I got a D in a test = FALCON PAAAAWWNNCH!!
/Like.
My parents dont really care at my age..
Unless im pregnant.
And I don't fail on stuff much.
- Zalen
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Re: The Easy way out
Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
- Kiraa
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Re: The Easy way out
Or Simply do a ''Hit n Run'' If ya know what I meanZalen wrote:Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
- ~devil~
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Re: The Easy way out
Amazing, just when I was gaining hope for our race. Me, I don't date girls who are sluts, so you can have all the one I don't get since that seems to be your taste.Zalen wrote:Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
- ∂єяρ
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Re: The Easy way out
Zero wrote:∂єяρ wrote:My mom literally wants me to get laid when I have the chance. So this tactic makes no sense to me.
Is it because no one wants to have sex with you.
No, because unlike you, I have a life outside the computer.
PS: U , bro?
- RayStormX
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Re: The Easy way out
sluts?
bro, if she likes sex and I like sex, then we'll get along juuuuuuust fiiiiiiiiine.
*nervously checks for disease first*
safety fiiiiirst.
bro, if she likes sex and I like sex, then we'll get along juuuuuuust fiiiiiiiiine.
*nervously checks for disease first*
safety fiiiiirst.
- Zalen
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Re: The Easy way out
Kiraa Goes Easyy wrote:Or Simply do a ''Hit n Run'' If ya know what I meanZalen wrote:Straight A+ student here.
I only date girls who are on the pill since i hate pulling out and i despise condoms.
It's only logical, if she's not on the pill dump her.
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