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Post by Request Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:53 am

So it's my birthday today :3 and the first 3 to make me laugh wins 100 chix each. Post what ever you want, only 1 post per person O_O I'll give the chix to you tomorrow. Leave your joke/w.e and your IGN
:] Time to go church,hang out then eat sushi Very Happy

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Post by LegendaryDuku Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:58 am

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On the chickens part, im good.

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Post by ∂єяρ Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:10 am

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

If I win, I give my prize to the one you find the funniest.

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Post by Request Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:00 pm

No one did this yesterday except Deku, and that one made no sense. O_O Q.Q Event was finished yesterday.

On the bright side Very Happy I got 53/18 in a FPS game :3

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Post by ∂єяρ Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:01 pm

Request wrote:No one did this yesterday except Deku, and that one made no sense. O_O Q.Q Event was finished yesterday.

On the bright side Very Happy I got 53/18 in a FPS game :3

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OH Ok. Nice score bruh. Project Blackout is cool.

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