How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
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How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
Welcome to BlueCosmix's Guide of Surviving an Army of mindless Zombies
Remember Those Zombies U see in Video games? Well we All do. Now Most of u will be wonderin How do u even Survive all those Fucks without getting a Scratch. Its Actually REALLY Easy if u Keep a Cool head.
The Zombies had Arrived in ur Town. They're Probably Feastin on ur neighbors, Friends and Any person U can think of in the Area. Those things are Coming for u NEXT.
1: Gathering Supplies If ur livin with ur Family its best to ask them to pack up as Soon and as FAST as they can We don't have time For the Zombies to come Knockin on ur Door. Use a Bag-Pack. Pack Canned Food, Water, a Radio and a First -Aid Kit. Don't Pack Unnecessary Stuffs Like ur PSP and Laptop They're Bound to Hold u Back.
2: Getting Ready By Now ur Family Has Probably Packed the necessary Things to Help u Survive. The Zombies are Coming, Arm Urself With Anything u can Find as a potential Weapon. Butter-Knives, Forks and even Pens Can be Lodged into the Eye of the Zombies. If u have Firearms Use them Wisely, It Wouldn't be Long before u Run out of Ammo.
3: Surviving Ur Family is Now at war with the Zombies, u See People get bitten by things that were once ur Friends, Colleagues and even Relatives. DO NOT Hesitate to kill them, A Apocalypse is not a Time to Get Emotional. DO NOT Let ur Guard down even for a second, The Zombies won't think Twice before biting into ur Flesh.
What u Need is a place with Food,Water Oxygen and Shelter.
Try Camping in a Place like a Cafeteria a Super-Market or a School
Places to Avoid
Avoid Camping in a Mall, Every Body knows Malls has a lot of people right? Thats right So if u don't want a Horde of Zombies swarming at u DO NOT Camp there
Avoid Citys, and Towns with Alot of people (At the Same time U do not want to be completely Alone)
Avoid Garages and basements this places DO NOT have way out
Do not Put ur Complete Dependent on the Government
Seek Help From Town Cops or anyone who offers Protection and Supplies
ALWAYS Carry a Walkie Talkie just in Case u get a Radio Signal from the living
By Now ur Probably Out of Supplies, and the Zombies are getting closer and Closer How do u get more Food without 2 Million Walking Deads trying to Eat u? Easy u Take to the Skies If u do meet someone Who owns a helicopter or a plane ur in Luck, If the nearest Grocery store is just down the street u Fight u way through.
If u Survive Remember to Re-populate the Planet! and if u do find a Safe-haven Work with the one in-charge and kill as may zombies as u can and gather supplies, Remember if u Survived it once what makes u think u can't do it again?
In a Worst Case Scenario When u have no one and nothing to fight for anymore its better to Give ur-self a Bullet in the head, Then Slowly Starving to Death.
Remember Those Zombies U see in Video games? Well we All do. Now Most of u will be wonderin How do u even Survive all those Fucks without getting a Scratch. Its Actually REALLY Easy if u Keep a Cool head.
The Start of the Apocalypse
The Zombies had Arrived in ur Town. They're Probably Feastin on ur neighbors, Friends and Any person U can think of in the Area. Those things are Coming for u NEXT.
1: Gathering Supplies If ur livin with ur Family its best to ask them to pack up as Soon and as FAST as they can We don't have time For the Zombies to come Knockin on ur Door. Use a Bag-Pack. Pack Canned Food, Water, a Radio and a First -Aid Kit. Don't Pack Unnecessary Stuffs Like ur PSP and Laptop They're Bound to Hold u Back.
2: Getting Ready By Now ur Family Has Probably Packed the necessary Things to Help u Survive. The Zombies are Coming, Arm Urself With Anything u can Find as a potential Weapon. Butter-Knives, Forks and even Pens Can be Lodged into the Eye of the Zombies. If u have Firearms Use them Wisely, It Wouldn't be Long before u Run out of Ammo.
3: Surviving Ur Family is Now at war with the Zombies, u See People get bitten by things that were once ur Friends, Colleagues and even Relatives. DO NOT Hesitate to kill them, A Apocalypse is not a Time to Get Emotional. DO NOT Let ur Guard down even for a second, The Zombies won't think Twice before biting into ur Flesh.
Places to Camp and to Avoid
What u Need is a place with Food,Water Oxygen and Shelter.
Try Camping in a Place like a Cafeteria a Super-Market or a School
Places to Avoid
Avoid Camping in a Mall, Every Body knows Malls has a lot of people right? Thats right So if u don't want a Horde of Zombies swarming at u DO NOT Camp there
Avoid Citys, and Towns with Alot of people (At the Same time U do not want to be completely Alone)
Avoid Garages and basements this places DO NOT have way out
Do not Put ur Complete Dependent on the Government
Seek Help From Town Cops or anyone who offers Protection and Supplies
ALWAYS Carry a Walkie Talkie just in Case u get a Radio Signal from the living
By Now ur Probably Out of Supplies, and the Zombies are getting closer and Closer How do u get more Food without 2 Million Walking Deads trying to Eat u? Easy u Take to the Skies If u do meet someone Who owns a helicopter or a plane ur in Luck, If the nearest Grocery store is just down the street u Fight u way through.
If u Survive Remember to Re-populate the Planet! and if u do find a Safe-haven Work with the one in-charge and kill as may zombies as u can and gather supplies, Remember if u Survived it once what makes u think u can't do it again?
In a Worst Case Scenario When u have no one and nothing to fight for anymore its better to Give ur-self a Bullet in the head, Then Slowly Starving to Death.
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
MY RULE OF SURVIVING
1. Fill up the basement with Ramen, and a nice filter to clean the water.
2.Barricade the house with metal windows and stuff, etc.
3.Find the hottest chick you know that's still alive to re-populate.
Done
1. Fill up the basement with Ramen, and a nice filter to clean the water.
2.Barricade the house with metal windows and stuff, etc.
3.Find the hottest chick you know that's still alive to re-populate.
Done
- W o o d s
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
Nawwww~~
Let Dylan and Deity tell you what you should do in a zombie apocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58EW-u78sM8&feature=g-u-u&context=G28ee242FUAAAAAAAEAA
Let Dylan and Deity tell you what you should do in a zombie apocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58EW-u78sM8&feature=g-u-u&context=G28ee242FUAAAAAAAEAA
- AcidAce
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
You don't.
Cosmix lets you get killed first.
Umad?
Cosmix lets you get killed first.
Umad?
- kalesko
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walmart ;3
if it were me I'd just barricade my self at walmart or costco cuz u know they have everything u need in there from lawn mowers to food to that awesome chainsaw / firearms all yeh gotta do now is kill all the zombies in there, barricade the place and wait until ur supplies die out.... which will probably take around 80 years
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
AcidAce wrote:You don't.
Cosmix lets you get killed first.
Umad?
No, I ain't Mad. If i were to die I'll fight my way to Walmart and eat as many Smoked ham as i can.
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
Da mall, but that place too big to barricade :[
- UnknownHero
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
BlueCosmix wrote:
If u Survive Remember to Re-populate the Planet!
will do sir but only its an asian chick
- Glaciered
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Good luck getting into my house.
Why I don't need BlueCosmix:
1.) My house is guarded by Military qualified soldiers with armed weapons.
2.) I live next to the military barracks
3.) My house is gigantic. good luck finding us
4.) We have a panic room
5.) Zombies are stupid and can't use guns, so they have to use their hands to break down the panic room door. Good luck man.
6.) MY DAD IS AN EX CORPORAL.
7.) There's a mass collection of guns in my house
8.) I'm Russian. Good luck trying to kill me.
9.) I'm Arab as well. Only I kill me. Last resort is nuke the world taking out zombies and me.
KThnxBai.
1.) My house is guarded by Military qualified soldiers with armed weapons.
2.) I live next to the military barracks
3.) My house is gigantic. good luck finding us
4.) We have a panic room
5.) Zombies are stupid and can't use guns, so they have to use their hands to break down the panic room door. Good luck man.
6.) MY DAD IS AN EX CORPORAL.
7.) There's a mass collection of guns in my house
8.) I'm Russian. Good luck trying to kill me.
9.) I'm Arab as well. Only I kill me. Last resort is nuke the world taking out zombies and me.
KThnxBai.
- RayStormX
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
UnknownHero wrote:BlueCosmix wrote:
If u Survive Remember to Re-populate the Planet!
will do sir but only its an asian chick
okay, then hand me the mexican, the swedish, the german, the french, the black white yellow whhateverrr its allll gooood
- Glaciered
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Bone-A-Thon 2012
I'll take Lisa Ann.{BBQ}_Raystormx wrote:UnknownHero wrote:BlueCosmix wrote:
If u Survive Remember to Re-populate the Planet!
will do sir but only its an asian chick
okay, then hand me the mexican, the swedish, the german, the french, the black white yellow whhateverrr its allll gooood
- kalesko
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
hey guys quick question... what kinda zombies r they? r they zombies coming back through necro magic who by the way are slow as hell, zombies like resident evil made by infection who are equally as slow as hell though a bit more terrifying or are they OMFG HORDE ZOMBIES from left 4 dead who can probably outrun, out climb, and out terrify u
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
LFD Zombies :]
- kalesko
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
if they r lfd zombies we r most likely f**ked.... QUICK GRAB THE DUAL INFINITE BULLET HAND GUNS!
edit~
and remember NOT to startle the witch...CROWN HER!!!
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and remember NOT to startle the witch...CROWN HER!!!
- cousinitt98
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
how i survive
1. open my gun cabnit and get all the ammo and shotguns-ak47
2. get grandpas old wwII bazooka and grab the ammo,
3. throw whoever is closest to me at the zombies to slow them down.
4.run like hell to school gym.
5, make sure everythings locked and that theres enough food *water is obv there*
6.piss in coaches office and sht in locker room
i win
U mad Zombies?
1. open my gun cabnit and get all the ammo and shotguns-ak47
2. get grandpas old wwII bazooka and grab the ammo,
3. throw whoever is closest to me at the zombies to slow them down.
4.run like hell to school gym.
5, make sure everythings locked and that theres enough food *water is obv there*
6.piss in coaches office and sht in locker room
i win
U mad Zombies?
- kalesko
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
i wonder.... won't barricades not work as well when a zombie who by the way has all of their natural brain limiters off thus giving them enough strength to either lift a car or tear off limbs and never let go till they bite u or until u rekill them. Not to mention there'll be thousands of these waiting at your doorstep in front of your barricade, knocking.....
and im pretty sure they don't want ur pizza
and im pretty sure they don't want ur pizza
- fuckboiii.com
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
Glaciered wrote:I'll take Lisa Ann.{BBQ}_Raystormx wrote:UnknownHero wrote:BlueCosmix wrote:
If u Survive Remember to Re-populate the Planet!
will do sir but only its an asian chick
okay, then hand me the mexican, the swedish, the german, the french, the black white yellow whhateverrr its allll gooood
Mexicans Are probably Gonna Take over the World :/
- Deviant
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
do zombies breath? if they do, you could just use chlorine gas. Justremember to weara gas mask.
- Aη¢нσFlaмє
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Re: How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With BlueCosmix
Might happen 21st December 2012 ;D
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