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THE CAKE IS A LIE!

* Participate by replying in this THREAD. DON'T MAKE A NEW THREAD.
*NO SPAMMING.
*NO FLAMING.
*HAVE FUN.
*THERE NO 1 WINNER FOR ANY OF CONTESTS(depends).
*EARN REPS TO WIN PRIZES. YARRRGGH?(still working on this system)


//THE MORE PEOPLE ATTEND. THE BETTER THE PRIZES + MORE CONTESTS.

C o N t E s T # 1 - what wrong? Z o M b I e S!

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C o N t E s T # 3 - "[Blank]"

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C o N t E s T # 4 - OMG. ZOMBIES. QUICK. PLAN. SOMETHING.

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I am just doing this for lulz

Contest 1# Fk it I don't write that long

Contest 2# What's more scary than these zombies?These guns. (Flex*)

Contest 3#
# 1 ) I use to be good with my disco stick_;Then i took a arrow to the knee

# 2 ) If Momma didn't make me promise her to look after you; I would _have chopped your balls off_

# 3 ) I don't always _stare__; But when I do I _give them that sexual predator look__

# 4 ) Oh hell noooo you just ; __spoke out of turn~_

# 5 ) "Can I ride that pony?" said Alpha. "But Momma said I can!" Alpha

# 6 ) "And I thought you were a _dumbass_ but really you're a _Mentally Challenged_ . You Suk_ mah_ _Dik .

# 7 ) _Puffy Penguins_ MLIA

# 8 )DAYUM; If I had that amount of money; I would _totally start a breast feeding campaign_

# 9 )"_You stop!_" said the Policeman."_Put your KFCs where I can see em__". reply "Run It's the Po-Po!"

# 10 )What wrong? __Nothing__ . F**king __Liar!___


Contest 4#

1 step to survive a day.

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LOLWUT. I like your Zombie Quote XD
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Also like #3 , #8 , #9 XDD

[IamLawlietMember]

C o N t E s T # 2 - "Brrraaainnnnns"

*Zombie Appears*

*Cocks Shotgun*

"I guess I'm about to be. . ."
- PUTS ON SHADES -
AHEAD
*HEADSHOT*



CONTEST 3

# 1 ) I used to chase around GFX Critical . . . Then i took a arrow to the knee ;c

# 2 ) If Momma didn't make me promise her to look after you; I would fucking hurt you.

# 3 ) I don't always drive the speed limit; But when I do there's definitely drugs in the car

# 4 ) Oh hell noooo you just ate my face! ;c

# 5 ) " PEACHES! DON'T EAT MY MASHED POTATOES!" said Tyquaqua. "But Momma said I can!" SHYRANA

# 6 ) "And I thought you were a bitch. . . . but really you're a super bitch. You super super bitch. .

# 7 ) DOLPHIN SEX MLIA

# 8 ) DAYUM; If I had that amount of money; I would buy some sweet horse lemonade.

# 9 )" Come here little boy; Age is just a number ;]" said the Policeman." White Vans are good ;b" reply " JAIL IS JUST A ROOM YOU PERV!"

# 10 )What's wrong? Mom isn't in the kitchen ;c. F**king WHAT?!

Contest 4 ~ Moderate

1. Wake up
2. Burn Your Home - as a sign of no return, so you know that you can not turn back at this point
3. Search for Civilization.
4. When Civilization is found, ransack the nearest Dept. Stores for Weapons, Tools, and Medical Resources.
5. Plan out a Blueprint of areas to search and guide newbies on zombie killing. [ Host a Combat Training Session ]
6. Find and Protect any children or elderly.
7. Create and Build a Warehouse / Base in the Town(s) Found.
8. Send out a S.O.S/Help Message.
9. Kill Any Ballsy Zombies.
10. Scavage through Medical Centers for Antidotes , but Living Doctors are not found.
11. If anyone gets infected, kill them ;c
12. Discover Militant Officers.
13. Go to Library or Research Center and study information on how the Infection/Outbreak started and how it can be prevented/killed.
14. Build Nursing Center for the Traumatized and Suffering - anyone who becomes too overcome by the Virus must be killed
15. Take Samples from Zombies for DNA TESTING.
16. Send out another S.O.S to a City and Travel with the remaining survivors to that city.
17. Restock on Supplies, Ammunition, Tools.
18. Let go of anything that might slow us down, and prepare the individuals capable of battle for any more Zombie Encounters.
19. Take the squadrons and move out to any dark places, where most of the Zombies may be taking Refuge.
20. If neccessary, carry wounded soldiers to safety.
21. Discover a 2nd Research Center with an Antitode.
22. Put the peices together, and realize where the outbreak came from.
23. Search for any other Zombies and kill them.
24. Quarintine the affected Cities and Nuke Them.
25. Win, but realize your Zombified family was in those cities. ;c be sad.

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[LaurturenDedicated Member]

N1: It was apon us...the dawn of a new threat was among us. it started with one, then it spread to several. Then finally, to almost everyone. all in a little less than one hour! I am Jonaht, Jonaht smexy. along with my friends. hot dam, yu suk, fugly sahn, and ohf abich. so its all of us together is, Jonaht, hot, yu, fugly sahn, ohf abich. now we are stuck here in DchaosMS. It LITERALLY went to CHAOS!!! so me and the team start off, not sure of where to go or how to get places...
we first stumbled on means of transportation when we came across a bunch of unicycles. we decided to camp in this Bugatti, which turning it on kept us heated all 30 min. that we slept, kept the "infected" away too. the next 30 minutes when we woke up, the gas on the Bugatti still full, we headed north on our unicycles. when we stumbled across something better. SCOOTERS!! now we can go twice as fast!!! Anyway we headed north to a little place I like to call "The PoopShoot" because of the foul smell. And because crazy old man Rivers lives in that creaky, old, rotting wooden house blowing the hell out of anything that moves.
sometime later that morning we stumbled across a gun on the floor. It was lying next to a slingshot. A SLINGSHOT!!! that will be helpful. I found myself and the team in desperate need of food. so we then set off to a market. when we got to the market. we opened the door and to our surprise it had been crawling with zombies. in my mind I said "I can do this!" but out loud I said "OH F***CK THIS!!!" and me and my team ran like hell. then we found another safe zone...this time it was a Ferrari...with the key and everything.....
as it turnes out|being in a car| that the zombies had not been seen for a while. then it hit me! no literally a zombie hit me. then it said "WAKE UP!!!" so I did and i shot it's brains out with my trusty slingshot. so we had spent two and 1/2 hours this day and we had gone so far.we managed to make it all the way to the corner store. where, to my surprise, we seemed to have passed on the way to the market ( the freak infested one...)
as we continue we find a cave...now normally my first instinct is to shove the odd one in first and if he doesn't get eaten then were safe. so I shove fugly in first... naturally he survived but something deep inside me wanted him to die...(little voice inside) "die die die...more salvation for me!!!" anyway we continued and mounted ostriches this time. I almost had a heart attack they were going too fast. and how they navigated the cave was phenomenal! so we continued on.
several minutes have passed and my teem grows week and weary from walking. there are several of us wounded. mainly me who has a big cut on my foot for not wearing my flip flops over the stupid glass. now I have a boo boo and I need a band-aid....aww

screw it I cannot type THAT much

#2: i have two. zombie steps into my turf and takes an arrow in the knee. and 2: you will be needing alot more than brains when im done with you. (shoots shotgun*)

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Spoiler:

"*Zombie Appears*

*Cocks Shotgun*

"I guess I'm about to be. . ."
- PUTS ON SHADES -
AHEAD
*HEADSHOT*" Win. just pure win . +rep



Pssssst I forgot to mention I criticize your plan guys!
For one. Hosting a combat training is a excellent idea if ya teaching them how to use stealth weapons (melee or silenced). But could be the shittiest idea ever if you're low on ammunition and your weapon are not silenced .
You WILL get RAPED by zombies. because they can hear the gunshots.
# 2 ) Electricity at best will stop working after a week. Clean water will be gone by a week.
By week 3 most stores , houses , any kind of construction will be almost scavenged naked.
# 3 ) MILITARY will EXTERMINATE anything that is moving. INCLUDING YOU. If you watch zombie movies You'll know that Military and the people who control them are just a bunch of p***ies who will kill anything and everything .
# 4 ) NEVER EVER capture zombies THEY WILL ESCAPE. THEY ALWAYS DO! ; A ;
# 5 ) THERE NO SUCH THING AS A CURE. It a timed Survival . Zombies for them to survive they must continue eating fresh or w/e. SURVIVE for at least a year or more somewhere isolated / well-fortified / WELL-STOCKED.
and you will survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Now it time to rebuild Civilization. But there will be maniacs , Crazies , remaining zeds , and alot of obstacles that make surviving and rebuilding LIVING HELL.

kthxbye.
ALSOOOOOOOOO .

i like disss ~ :3
# 2 ) If Momma didn't make me promise her to look after you; I would fucking hurt you.
- Classic but really awesome
# 3 ) I don't always drive the speed limit; But when I do there's definitely drugs in the car
- #win
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I honestly think the fanfic is just cool. Not bad. Or Awesome. but cool but hey <3 I like it so +REP

Also Ahaha . I like #2

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